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» Former first overall selection receives the call., Connor Tanner sits with the media.
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 Posted: Jan 13 2018, 02:09 PM
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Connor Tanner skates with the Steelhawks for the first time in over two seasons.


After a soul crushing 3 to 1 loss at the hand of the Firebirds in the semi-finals Connor Tanner has officially received the call that he has been waiting for. He’s been asked to travel to Hamilton immediately in order to begin practicing with his teammates immediately.

He’s now prepared to answer any and all questions the media has to offer.


QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
What are your expectations for your rookies season?


I expect to at bare minimum be in the fighting for the Jesster. I was an elite player in the SMJHL no matter where you slotted me in the roster. I expect not an over abundance of minutes but the minutes I play I plan on being one of the most effective players on the ice. I've been really striving to be a much better passer and my positioning on the ice and I think that will reflect it in the stats.

QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
What do you of the Steelhawks current lineup?


I think we have an elite tier blue line, quite possibly the best set of 6 in the entire league, and our forward corps are getting nothing but better. You look at guys like Odjick, Wozy and Phelps and you see guys only 2-3 years older than me putting up elite numbers and they can only get better. You add that in with slightly older guys like Westbrook, Stamkos and Kennedy, it's a formidable offense. It's not Winnipeg level but it could be there in the coming seasons. Plus you add in Harrak, Wyder and the fresh face of Konig and you have a young, but developing offense. I think we're a strong team and will command a lot of respect this season.

QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
are Steelhawks finally contenders for the challenge cup?


Absolutely, I truly believe if you saw a change in the outcome of Minnesota and Hamilton game 7 that there's a good chance you see Hamilton battling it out with Calgary in the finals right now. We were a contender before, now you replace someone like Sinikka with myself and move Stamkos off of an unnatural position like center and you truly have something going for you. That's without the inclusion of someone huge like Zander Rhys. We're going to be scary for a long time.

QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
What is one area of your game do you want to work on?


My physicality, I think I totalled less than a hit a game during my 3 seasons in the minors and that's not good enough. I'm a big boy, 6'3, 225 and I can't knock these idiots off the puck? I've gotta do better.

QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
Will Montreal still be good without you?


Montreal needs rookies from this season to turn into studs next season, a lot of our team is getting the call to the show and it's going to hurt I'm sure, but Koenig is reminding me a lot of myself when you look at the stats. It's a good time to be a Militia fan.

QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
What is your favorite food?


Fried chicken, I know it's greasy and fattening but fuck me man I love me some fucking Kentucky Fried Chicken.

QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
Who is your favorite GM?


Probably Joey Wheeler of the Kelowna Knights, he's a fun guy to talk to and never fails to make me smile.

Oh... Shit... You wanted me to say you didn't you..

Uh.. I meant to say Hallsy from Hamilton, he's the best!

Oh shit you wanted me to say Gooney? Fuck oh yeah Gooney is the best GM in the entire SHL? Didn’t he basically rob the Renegades of Kaiser?

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QUOTE (CFJ @ Jan 13 2018, 12:37 PM)
http://i5.ifrm.com/14976/177/emo/reporter.gif Expectations for the upcoming season?


Fairly lofty, after a fourth seed appearance in the playoffs in a season we didn't win more than two games in a row my expectations are high. We've only gotten better since that too, adding Rhys and calling up myself we've increased our teams overall ability on the ice by quite a large margin in my eyes.

QUOTE (CFJ @ Jan 13 2018, 12:37 PM)
http://i5.ifrm.com/14976/177/emo/reporter.gif We've heard that Ronnie Westbrook and his fiance have offered you to stay with them for the time being before you find a place in Hamiltion? Is this true?


It is true, at one point Ronnie Westbrook actually offered me to sleep in his bed with him, and his fiance would take the couch but ultimately I decided to opt for the offer from Robert Phelps who is a guy I've grown quite fond of in recent years after being opposition for my first season.

QUOTE (CFJ @ Jan 13 2018, 12:37 PM)
http://i5.ifrm.com/14976/177/emo/reporter.gif Where do you see yourself in the next 5 seasons in Hamilton or just the SHL in general?


In Hamilton no doubt, once I hit 21 and am eligible for an eight season extension I will be signing it.

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QUOTE (Winter is Coming @ Jan 13 2018, 12:40 PM)
Are you ready to fuck shit up?


Absolutely

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What are your expectations for your rookies season?

What do you of the Steelhawks current lineup?

are Steelhawks finally contenders for the challenge cup?

What is one area of your game do you want to work on?

Will Montreal still be good without you?

What is your favorite food?

Who is your favorite GM?




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Keygan
 Posted: Jan 13 2018, 02:34 PM
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QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
What are your expectations for your rookies season?


I expect to at bare minimum be in the fighting for the Jesster. I was an elite player in the SMJHL no matter where you slotted me in the roster. I expect not an over abundance of minutes but the minutes I play I plan on being one of the most effective players on the ice. I've been really striving to be a much better passer and my positioning on the ice and I think that will reflect it in the stats.

QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
What do you of the Steelhawks current lineup?


I think we have an elite tier blue line, quite possibly the best set of 6 in the entire league, and our forward corps are getting nothing but better. You look at guys like Odjick, Wozy and Phelps and you see guys only 2-3 years older than me putting up elite numbers and they can only get better. You add that in with slightly older guys like Westbrook, Stamkos and Kennedy, it's a formidable offense. It's not Winnipeg level but it could be there in the coming seasons. Plus you add in Harrak, Wyder and the fresh face of Konig and you have a young, but developing offense. I think we're a strong team and will command a lot of respect this season.

QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
are Steelhawks finally contenders for the challenge cup?


Absolutely, I truly believe if you saw a change in the outcome of Minnesota and Hamilton game 7 that there's a good chance you see Hamilton battling it out with Calgary in the finals right now. We were a contender before, now you replace someone like Sinikka with myself and move Stamkos off of an unnatural position like center and you truly have something going for you. That's without the inclusion of someone huge like Zander Rhys. We're going to be scary for a long time.

QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
What is one area of your game do you want to work on?


My physicality, I think I totalled less than a hit a game during my 3 seasons in the minors and that's not good enough. I'm a big boy, 6'3, 225 and I can't knock these idiots off the puck? I've gotta do better.

QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
Will Montreal still be good without you?


Montreal needs rookies from this season to turn into studs next season, a lot of our team is getting the call to the show and it's going to hurt I'm sure, but Koenig is reminding me a lot of myself when you look at the stats. It's a good time to be a Militia fan.

QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
What is your favorite food?


Fried chicken, I know it's greasy and fattening but fuck me man I love me some fucking Kentucky Fried Chicken.

QUOTE (ThatDamnMcJesus @ Jan 13 2018, 12:12 PM)
Who is your favorite GM?


Probably Joey Wheeler of the Kelowna Knights, he's a fun guy to talk to and never fails to make me smile.

Oh... Shit... You wanted me to say you didn't you..

Uh.. I meant to say Hallsy from Hamilton, he's the best!

Oh shit you wanted me to say Gooney? Fuck oh yeah Gooney is the best GM in the entire SHL? Didn’t he basically rob the Renegades of Kaiser?

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http://i5.ifrm.com/14976/177/emo/reporter.gif We've heard that Ronnie Westbrook and his fiance have offered you to stay with them for the time being before you find a place in Hamiltion? Is this true?

http://i5.ifrm.com/14976/177/emo/reporter.gif Where do you see yourself in the next 5 seasons in Hamilton or just the SHL in general?

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QUOTE (Keygan @ Jan 13 2018, 01:34 PM)




Probably Joey Wheeler of the Kelowna Knights, he's a fun guy to talk to and never fails to make me smile.

Oh... Shit... You wanted me to say you didn't you..

Uh.. I meant to say Hallsy from Hamilton, he's the best!


No I wanted you to say Gooney FFS Gooney

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QUOTE (CFJ @ Jan 13 2018, 12:37 PM)
http://i5.ifrm.com/14976/177/emo/reporter.gif Expectations for the upcoming season?


Fairly lofty, after a fourth seed appearance in the playoffs in a season we didn't win more than two games in a row my expectations are high. We've only gotten better since that too, adding Rhys and calling up myself we've increased our teams overall ability on the ice by quite a large margin in my eyes.

QUOTE (CFJ @ Jan 13 2018, 12:37 PM)
http://i5.ifrm.com/14976/177/emo/reporter.gif We've heard that Ronnie Westbrook and his fiance have offered you to stay with them for the time being before you find a place in Hamiltion? Is this true?


It is true, at one point Ronnie Westbrook actually offered me to sleep in his bed with him, and his fiance would take the couch but ultimately I decided to opt for the offer from Robert Phelps who is a guy I've grown quite fond of in recent years after being opposition for my first season.

QUOTE (CFJ @ Jan 13 2018, 12:37 PM)
http://i5.ifrm.com/14976/177/emo/reporter.gif Where do you see yourself in the next 5 seasons in Hamilton or just the SHL in general?


In Hamilton no doubt, once I hit 21 and am eligible for an eight season extension I will be signing it.

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Keygan
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QUOTE (Winter is Coming @ Jan 13 2018, 12:40 PM)
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Absolutely

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How do you feel about that trade that Prince George made? They are now running through the playoffs, only to hiccup in game one of the Finals?

How do you feel you will match up in the SHL? Do you think your game will translate easily?

Where do you see Tommy Tuck being drafted? Any words of encouragement for the upcoming draft?

If you could go back in time, where would you go and why?

Last one, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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In Hamilton no doubt, once I hit 21 and am eligible for an eight season extension I will be signing it.

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1. How will it feel to lose the Jesster to your brother?

2. Are you prepared to cope with a career of living in Jack Tanner's shadow?

3. Can you give me an incredibly detailed rundown of what sorts of things you will be spending the money you make from this presser on?

4. What is the best thing about Hamilton?

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